November, 2008

Cape NO.7

Cape NO.7

Starring: HsiTien Huang, Chie Tanaka, Van Fan

Directed By: Eddie Izzard, Te-Sheng Wei

Released By: 27th November 2008

Run Time: 129 mins.

Genre: Comedy

Aga, a band singer, returns to Hengchun with frustration. Tomoko is a Japanese model assigned to organise a local warm-up band for the Japanese superstar’s beach concert. Together with five other ordinary Hengchun residents who never expected to be anybody in life, they formed an impossible band.

This is not a cool film but warm. It is not intended to be a box-office monster but for ordinary people to enjoy and laugh. It is “old-fashioned” but does not fit into one of those hackneyed hollywood formulas. People may find it too Taiwanese, truely so because it is made in Taiwan by local movieworkers, and they know exactly what they are doing. Perhaps there are places to criticize, but none can stop me loving this film. Cape no. 7 is loaded with hearts and passions that we have lost patience for. It moves me. Just go and enjoy!

Movie Review (A-)

What on earth are these people thinking

I suppose most of you know about the recent terrorist attacks in Mumbai. It was scary when I first saw it over the news because I just watched ‘Body of Lies’ on Wednesday! I’m not going to blabber on how good ‘Body of Lies’ is, so if you’re interested in a good film go watch it. The film serves as a reminder to us that terror threat is an on-going activity and there are uncountable people waiting in line to blow up themselves or go around shooting people.

But apart from all that, it is the film’s relevancy that really shook me. In this supposedly safe country, I don’t know about how you feel but I personally feel detached from whatever war that is on-going on the other side of the planet, especially so when the reporting has subsided in Iraq / Afghanistan / wherever the troops are.

Whenever I get emotional, I start to think of all sorts of stuff which is actually happening around the world but we choose to ignore it. Like for example, when we’re having our you tiao with soy bean for breakfast, some person might just decide to blow himself into pieces and bring many others with him, for whatever reasons he might have. And I’ll think of the soldiers who aren’t there voluntarily. I bet their only wish is to come home alive in one piece, that’s why they’re fighting so hard for the war to end.

And when I think of unvoluntary service, I think of MYSELF. *tsk….*

IF there weren’t people like these around, why would we need to fight in the first place?

The cycle just keeps going on and on and on. We kill them. They kill us.

It is a terribly sad world we’re living in.

Be Strong!

Recently quite a number of unhappy incidents that I knew. Stay happy friends! LIFE still goes on!

Body Of Lies

Body Of Lies

Starring: Mark Strong, Golshifteh Farahani, Leonardo DiCaprio, Russell Crowe

Directed By: Seth Gordon, Ridley Scott

Released By: 20th November 2008

Run Time: 130 mins.

Genre: Drama

Based on Washington Post columnist David Ignatius’ 2007 novel about a CIA operative, Roger Ferris (Leonardo DiCaprio), who uncovers a lead on a major terrorist leader suspected to be operating out of Jordan. When Ferris devises a plan to infiltrate his network, he must first win the backing of cunning CIA veteran Ed Hoffman (Russell Crowe) and the collegial, but perhaps suspect, head of Jordanian intelligence. Although ostensibly his allies, Ferris questions how far he can really trust these men without putting his entire operation - and his life - on the line.

Apparently the main reason for the failure is that the current economy situation of the world is in re-cession period thus people want to watch another movies that has nothing to do with politics or else. However, Body of Lies is actually a satisfying movie that has great star power and plot. The bad thing about the movie is that it runs for 128 minutes thus draggy scenes can be found throughout the movie. If only they make it shorter, Body of Lies actually has the potential to become a solid action and thriller movie. Too bad…

Movie Review (B)

My Yesterday - That Desired Today.

November as a month draws its last days, and here I am again, reciting the occurences of this month that has brought much laughter, fun and its fair share of gruel. Looking forward to December, I’m excited for Christmas, but rather sad that it marks the end of the annual year, 2008… oh well, all good things must come to an end, right?

Christmas is so near! (okay, fine, its actually like a month away), but the decorations are up already! And I think they’re really beautiful… serenity would a be a word to describe the true setting of christmas though… but we always make do with it right. Just like that gate at CHIJMES! it reads “City Of Angels” if you cant make it out. :D

Lunch

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How to say NO?

How do we say NO with technique… so that people accept it readily.

I did a little survey today. Hee hee… just to find out what’s happening around me… I know I’m too free today lah… but the answer was fun…

Scenario is: If he/she wants to go to someplace very badly…
And with much enthusiasm, he asked for your company.
But he/she ’s not interested at all…
Now question is:
How should a bf/gf answer?
First I approached 2 good friends of mine…(names might be masked just in case they will be posed in danger.)
irony@drudgery says:
Jus say dun wan la!
Cool… short and sweet and straight to the point answer. I like it!
Oh now see below… here is the BEST answer so far…
… said:
she will say: “Go there for wat? That place is suxxxxxxxx!”
Kelf said:
Wow… so cool har?
… said:
Yah lor…
Kelf said:
Wow wow
… said:
Cos I also do the same to her one
Kelf said:
lll

Next, The SibehKanaSai EK. How does his gf talks to him?

ek says:
eeee
Kelf says:
Huh?
ek says:
Tats my answer “eeee”
Kelf says:
Haha… lll
Very cool too~!
TOO BAD, the King of all Surveys… Daniel is absent. :(
So I approached a few of the galfriends to see how they say NO to their bfs.
c y ツ says:
Show him the “huh? U want to go there arh?” face
Tell him “not interested.” directly
大大 - Day 14 says:
I dun feel ike going that place becos of whatever reason
eg. too crowded. You ask your friends to accompany you lor
Bao says:
Ehhh a bit hard to reject…
I will tell him and explain why
see if he will seek understanding
Lady says:
Can I dun go? pls pls pls plspls pls I dun wana go
HA HA… so this is what’s happening…
So I guess… being honest,
straight to the point is still the best and most comfortable approach bah!! :D
Any more interesting answers?

Emporio Armani Phone - Night Effect

NIGHT EFFECT

Emporio Armani Samsung Night Effect specs include:

  • Quadband GSM, HSDPA connectivity
  • 2.2″ reinforced glass AMOLED display
  • 3.2 mpx camera without flash
  • Built-in FM Radio
  • Dedicated music player control buttons
  • 120 MB of User Memory
  • microSD memory card slot
  • USB 2.0 and Bluetooth 2.0

Samsung Armani Night Effect comes with a shining LED bar around the sides and huge Emporio Armani logos on front and back panels, one of them covering the phone’s external  speaker.

It has simple and elegant looks, but overall, I cannot say that I’m very impressed with Samsung Armani Phone 2. For a fashion oriented phone the designers could have been a bit more creative.

Emporio Armani Samsung Night Effect should start shipping in Europe in November with Soutrh East Asia and Middle East sales to folow soon.

ARMANISAMSUNGPHONE.COM

The white one will make a perfect white Christmas! *drools* Heh! ;P~

How to start a fight? As easy as A B C..

Just For Laughs!! :D

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started…

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When I got home last night,
my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive…
so, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started…

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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

“I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”

He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?””

Nah, she can order for herself.”

And then the fight started…

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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.’

The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’

And then the fight started…..

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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.

I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday

and then the fight started…..

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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man
‘Holy crap. That must be my husband!’

So the man jumped out of the bed;
scared and naked jumped out the window.
He smashed himself on the ground,
ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned,
and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman,
‘I AM your husband!’

The woman yelled back, ‘Yeah, then why were you running?’

And then the fight started…..

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I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.

So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”

And that’s when the fight started….

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”

“No,” she answered.

I then said, “Is that your final answer?”

She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.”

So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And that’s when the fight started….

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Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Starring: Peter Saarsgard, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Andy Richter

Directed By: Eric Darnell, Tom McGrath

Released By: 13th November 2008

Run Time: 89 mins.

Genre: Animated / Comedy

When New York Zoo Animals Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe and Gloria the Hippo finally leave Madagascar, they find themselves instead stuck in the wilderness of Africa. There, Alex connects with his roots when he meets the rest of his family, but has trouble communicating with them after spending most of his life at the Central Park Zoo.

Great fun and laughs with each of the main characters has a story to tell… Animation was quite detailed and storyline humorously interesting. Best scenes when monkeys went on strike , did the ladder formation and got the communication all distorted! I’m not the kind of guy who likes animation but madagascar 2 is very exceptional. Trust me, if understand their jargons, u’ll love it..and u dun have to be new yorker!

Movie Review (A-)

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