May, 2008

The Top 5 Ways to Become Famous Overnight

Anyway, ever since blogs hit the shores, there has been an increasing amount of people who simply wanna get famous through it. And I find it so ever amusing on the different ways and methods bloggers used to increase readership.
Well, here’s my top 5 ways of how I think bloggers can instantly become famous over night.
 
 

 

#1. Writeabout topics that are sensitive in your countries. Particularly in Singapore, racism & politics.

 


For eg.,
You

(insert a race) are so smelly!!!
What is this pathetic (insert a race) man (again, it have to be a (insert that race again)!!!!) doing in the train?
#2. Make insensitive remarks at other people’s plight, à la Sharon Stonewho says the earthquakes in China are karma.

Or even better, blame it on the people like what this Liaoning girl did.

#3. Patenta very general way of doing things and later sue people who does it the same way.

Refer to DK’s

Top 10 Patent list!
“10) Method of walking by alternative movement of the left and right lower limp
9 ) Method of selecting an item on a Personal Computer by a mouse click
8 ) Method of consuming nutrition thru mouth for the purpose of providing nutritional needs[...]”
#4. Go to jail, jail break via the toilet ventilation window. Preferably to walk with a limp!

Not only you’ll get famous overnight, they’ll throw in free makeovers:

Free posters:

Free MMS:

And you’ll be starred in your very own tv series!

#5. Do it the Edison Chen way. NEED I SAY MORE?

Disclaimer: I don’t hold any responsibility of any consequences that you may face after following these ways okay! Heh!

 

Which would you rather be? / Sex And The City: The Movie

You can choose to be happy or you can choose to be miserable. Which would you rather be?

You can choose to make productive and purposeful use of the moments in this day. Or you can choose to let the time slip away and be left with nothing but regret.
Life is what you decide you are going to make of it. What have you decided to make of the possibility-filled moment that is right now?
You can complain that it’s all so very unfair, buth all that will accomplish is to bring you down even more. Or, you can fully accept life as it is and then experience the genuine satisfaction of making your way forward in spite of the obstacles.
You can choose to hide behind excuses or you can open yourself up to the richness of life. You can decide to make the most of whatever comes your way, and know how great it feels to be fully alive and engaged in your world.
No matter what has come before, life in this moment is what you decide to make it. Consider all the possibilities, and then choose the life that is you.
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Sex And The City: The Movie

Starring: Christopher Noth, Cynthia Nixon, Kristin Davis, Kim Cattrall, Sarah Jessica Parker
Directed By: Michael Patrick King
Released By: 29th May 2008
Run Time: 145 mins.
Genre: Romance / Comedy
Follow the adventures of Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Samantha (Kim Cattrall), Charlotte (Kristin Davis) and Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) four years after the series ended as they continue their lives in Manhattan. Along with original characters such as Mr. Big (Chris Noth), Magda (Lynn Cohen) and Steve Brady (David Eignerberg), Academy Award Winner Jennifer Hudson joins the cast as Carrie’s (Sarah Jessica Parker) new assistant.

For 5 years, I have been pinning for the movie and having watched it, it has really surpassed my expectations. There is not only the usual witty repartee and awe-struck clothing. It is also coupled with realistic emotional moments that occasionally escalate to become tear jerker. I for one found myself tearing… really. Love! The quest for love! The highs and lows of Love. The ultimate outcome of love, is it marriage? Is marriage really the full-stop we need to put at the end of love? The movie exploits these questions and provides various perspectives from the different characters. The only fault I can find with the movie if I must is that there are still some areas that could still be further developed such as Samatha’s circumstances. Nevertheless, it is a brilliant movie that provides deep insights to both the intricate working of not only women but men as well. A MUST watch!

Movie Review (A+)

不要在我寂寞的时候说爱我

不要在我寂寞的时候说爱我
除非你真的能给予我快乐

What Happens In Vegas

What Happens In Vegas

Starring: Treat Williams, Dennis Farina, Rob Corddry, Cameron Diaz, Ashton Kutcher
Directed By: Tom Vaughan
Released By: 8th May 2008
Run Time: 98 mins.
Genre: Romance / Comedy

Two strangers awaken together to discover that they have gotten married following a night of debauchery in Vegas. . . and that one of them has won a huge jackpot after playing the other’s quarter. The newlyweds devise ever-escalating schemes to undermine each other and get their hands on the money - only to find themselves falling in love amidst the mutual backstabbing.

Seemingly totally mismatched couple gets married, tries to get their hands on each other’s throat and eventually falls in love. Totally cliche storyline. However, the scriptwriter manages to use humorous and witty lines to capture the attention and laughter of the audience. Haven seen such a funny rom-com in a long time. Stunning-looking cast, funny lines and colorful vegas. What’s there not to watch?

Movie Review (A)

say-wad-u-like / Iron Man

A tip off by someone that I shouldn’t be posting everything off my mind in this blog, for many people “surf” by to read the entries.

Of cos, not everyone do so with the motive of love, care and concern, and there is always a black sheep among a flock.

Initially, I beg to differ… For I found it ridiculous to be constrained within the territories of my blog. And the purpose of an online diary is used to “say-wad-u-like”. Morever, people whom so rarely succeed in incurring my wrath never once had the upper hand. So I din really take into consideration the advice behind the warning.

Not too long ago, I underwent a series of… changes… Both changes in people around me, and changes within myself. And I have grown to become more forgiving, less critical. I also came to new resolutions and new thoughts.
“My point is, no 2 persons are the same. No one, neither living nor dead, can ever uphold any promise of eternity. For people are not exactly the same. Irregardless the level and strength of love between people, differences are bound to exist.

And usually, they exist in forms and amounts greater than wat people expected.

Like an iceberg, only a “tip” is expected, whereas the rest remain dormant, waiting for an incident set up by Fate to loom over them like a tidal wave.

Lovey-dovies may feel offended by wat I just mentioned, but ask urself, there must be something that can trigger ur limit towards even the person u love the most. How about spending the rest of ur life with someone who begins to irritate u with every single thing they do?

As long as there’s a limit, one cannot promise eternal love…

For a VERY BIG change, this time round I am not gonna force people to take back their promises or start flamming people who made the promise. On the contrary I am just gonna state my point and just leave u peeps to face ur own lies. I am really growing tired of pointing out facts and being condemned by people saying I try to force MY point of view on them.

Oh well, people…

All the while, I thought I could find someone who could accept me totally for who or wat I am. And I am not greedy in my wish, for I am NOW the type who can accept people totally for wat they are too… For the take I wan, I am willing to give.

But like wad I said, there’s no one in this world who can accept everything of someone else like me, cos people are selfish, and insane freaks would even kill for beliefs. For people always believe their beliefs are always right.

So, u can say I am the last of my kind, or at least I am an extremely endangered species.

With all that in mind, I tink I am gonna exercise some control over my deepest tots, not because I am afraid of anyone, but I just don wanna hurt myself…

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Iron Man


Starring: Terrance Howard, Kristen Hager, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jeff Bridges, Robert Downey Jr
Directed By: Jon Favreau
Released By: 30th April 2008
Run Time: 125 mins.
Genre: Action

Billionaire industrialist Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr) makes weapons for the U.S. government. While testing of one of his inventions, he is wounded, captured and forced to make weapons for the enemy. Instead, he fashions himself a crude power armour to save his life and facilitate his escape. When he returns home, he revises his armour and finds purpose as the Armoured Avenger, Iron Man!

When word got out that Robert Downey Jr was taking the lead role as Tony Stark, many questioned the choice. But after watching the debut of Iron Man, I can’t wait for the sequel or sequels that will come after. If you do not know by now, Tony Stark is the heir of Starks Industries, a weapons companies that sell arms. During one of his trips to make a sales presentation, he found himself under attack and kidnapped. In the midst, he got injured and was saved by having his heart replaced and connected to a car battery. He escaped by building himself an iron suit and what comes next is a stike of conscience and what the audience will see is the birth of the most unlikely hero. Robert Jr was a hoot to watch from being the cocky billionaire transforming to the man who wants to make the world a better place. Gwyneth was just average and Jeff Bridges did a good job. And of course, the effects were fantastic. You could tell that much effort has been put in designing the final ultimate suit. The fight and battle scenes were exciting. Quasar shots, uni-beam, and pulse bolts will shoot you off your seats. Enjoy this one.

Movie Review (A-)